23 Easter Bunnies Caught Partying On The Job

They didn't choose the bunny life, the bunny life chose them.

Here's to surviving another booze-fueled family holiday!

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We're all in this together

1. This bunny is having a Magnum-bottle-for-1 kind of day

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At least it's not boxed wine

2. All aboard the Blackout Express!

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Next stop: Hangover Plaza, conveniently located between Self-Loathing Street and Ibuprofen Avenue

3. Have you been carrot-juicing at all tonight, sir?

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Talk about needing to check your blind spot

4. As seen on "Energizer Bunnies Go Wild"

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And keep going, and going, and going, and going.....

5. Saturday Day Night Dance Bunny is in desperate need of a polyester leisure suit

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Does it still count as "double-fisting it" if one of the beverages is a Smirnoff Ice?

6. Nothin' says 'Happy Easter' like budget bourbon and badass bling!

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"Open up my mouth and you see more carrots than in a salad" - Paul Wall, Grill Specialist

7. This bunny is pushing a different kind of Easter grass

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Do you think it's just a coincidence that his car is carrot orange?

8. Long hare, don't care

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WE'RE GOING STREAKING!

9. Finally: A thong designed with your bunny tail in mind

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Good looking' out with those sensible shoes, Playgirl

10. This bunny seems to have several vices...

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Easter bunnies "drop contacts" too, you know

11. This outfit could only be better if the platforms were filled with jelly beans

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Lucite heels: Always the quickest ticket to the VIP table

12. This bunny is ALL about that 11am splash of Cognac

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A photographic definition of the term "chasing tail"

13. Not even poor health can't keep this bunny out of the bar

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Kind of not sure who should be frightened of who here...

14. This bunny literally IS the party

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Bonus points for the flame choker and faux-tribal tats

15. A lot of synthetic material had to die to make this photo possible

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That blue background really brings out his eyes

16. 100 bucks says this guy ruined all of his family's Easter photos

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Also, is that note written on a honeydew melon?

17. This bunny is paying his way through college

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The new face of aerobic pole dancing

18. Voted most likely to attend a B.Y.O. Willy Wonka Egg Party

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...and serve holographic / Oops! I Did It Again / "I'm blue da ba dee, da ba di" realness all the way there

19. This bunny is getting in touch with his inner Zoolander

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Is that an inflatable carrot in your hand or are you just happy to see me?

20. ALL WHITE CROCHET EVERYTHING

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Drinking in this outfit definitely requires a straw

21. Tip toeing in his space-age sneaker wedges

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I'm assuming those leg warmers say "Fashion Icon Extraordinare"

22. Go home, Bunny, you're drunk

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Mr. Hops just can't drink like he used to...

23. HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!!

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