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Posted on Nov 6, 2013

11 Signs You're An Amateur Drag Queen

We have much, much to learn, my legendary children.

by camerongirard

Community Contributor

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You haven't quite yet mastered walking in heels.

Your girlfriends still help you with your makeup.

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Fake eyelashes will be the death of you.

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Your padding is lumpy and ill-fitting and weird.

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When you finally get moving in heels, you need to take a break every 10 minutes.

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Your tuck ain't always tight.

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People still recognize your male self.

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You can't sew.

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You're still learning how to shade and read.

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You don't (yet) have a gimmick.

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You know you're fierce and fishy and fabulous no matter WHAT.

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