Either this person is nuts or the Daily Mail have been hoaxed with this letter complaining about the sexual nature of the Maoam packaging. I kind of wish it was not a hoax but pretty sure it must be... or is it? Here is an extract - party time in that household for sure:
This consists of a lemon and a lime locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter. The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid and distasteful expression on his face. I demanded to see the shop manager and during a heated exchange my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park. I was told to register my complaint with the manufacturer.