Hello! We’re Michelle and Caitlin, and we both love horror movies.
Despite us both not wanting to ever actually be in a horror movie, we still thought it would be a good idea to recreate a scene from one.
In the 2016 film Don't Breathe, three people break into a house to rob the blind man who lives there. But he retaliates by locking them inside the house in complete darkness so they can see what he sees. FUN RIGHT?
Well, because that just sounds like a real party, we agreed to be locked in a ~spooky~ house in complete darkness while being followed by “the blind man”.
In order to survive the whole thing, we thought it’d be a great* idea to drink as much as possible within a 30-minute time span.
The plan was to do the whole thing by ourselves, but as soon as they locked us inside, we basically clung onto the walls screaming and refused to move until they brought other people in.
And we were damn glad we forced other people to come in with us because the place was filled with creepy props.
There were also a bunch of very rude men who kept chasing us.
We had to work our way through a maze of body parts...
...and a whole bunch of jump scares.
BUT THEN WE WERE FINALLY FREE.
Despite our newfound freedom, we still weren't happy. At all.
But we still love horror movies (we just never want to go through any of that ever again).
In conclusion: Fuck. That.
