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For Everyone Who Had A Crush On The Blue Wiggle Growing Up

Get ready to wiggle.

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The Wiggles basically helped shape your childhood.

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I'm sure your parents appreciated hearing their songs roughly 200 times a day.

And even though you didn't quite understand it at the time, you knew there was something special about the blue Wiggle, Anthony.

He gets a thumbs up for sure.
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He gets a thumbs up for sure.

Yes, Anthony was the dreamiest Wiggle and the original babe.

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You wanted to stare at his friendly, handsome face all day.

Which means a lot when you're a kid and could be doing better things like playing outside or whatever.
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Which means a lot when you're a kid and could be doing better things like playing outside or whatever.

He taught you about the importance of fruit salad.

Feeding you that knowledge.
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Feeding you that knowledge.

And how fun it is to dance.

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Mhmm yaaass, dance for me.

When he banged that little ol' drum you couldn't help but blush.

WHAT ARE THESE FEELINGS???
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WHAT ARE THESE FEELINGS???

You wanted to kick out the other Wiggles and jump in that big red car and drive off into the sunset with him.

On his way to steal your girl.
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On his way to steal your girl.

And you couldn't help but feel a little jealous of Dorothy the Dinosaur and her proximity to bae Anthony.

Get away from him Dorothy you li'l bitch.
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Get away from him Dorothy you li'l bitch.

So here's to Anthony and the thirst he blessed us with. 💙💙💙

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