This is glamorous Australian queen Miranda Kerr.
And because of her flawless AF status, she's blessed Vogue with her rules for a sparkly holiday season.
One of her top tips includes ditching your dumb old Christmas tree for a grand piano:
I've celebrated Christmas in New York, L.A., and Australia, and growing up, my grandmother would have the presents underneath her piano.
This is actually a great piece of advice when you think about it, because festive trees are stupid. They either shed needles (ew) or they're plastic, which isn't classy AT ALL.
There's also another valuable tip, so LISTEN UP: You should never forget your jewels.
The pieces from my Swarovski collection are nice because they can be worn day to night ... Each piece has a symbol, and the one I've been wearing most lately is the star. It's really about celebrating your individuality and magic.
This is important to note because if your friends and family see you in jewels during the holiday season, they'll know you don't accept basic-bitch gifts like socks or a toaster.
