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    The Top 20 Most Memorable "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" Moments

    From Scott becoming "Lord Disick" to Kris Jenner's swollen lips.

    Though I am patiently waiting for Hulu's The Kardashians, I am curious if the new show will bring me as much joy as the original show which kept me laughing out loud.

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    Check out the top 20 moments from Keeping Up with The Kardashians that will get you ready for the new show:

    1. When Kim slapped Khloé with her purse while they were eating Chipotle and yelled, "Don't be f*cking rude."

    2. When Kim had a meltdown over her lost earring and Kourtney responded, "Kim, there's people that are dying."

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    Our first introduction to one of many Kim Kardashian's ugly cries. When her then-beau, Kris Humphries threw her in the water, she noticed her $75,000 earrings were gone.

    3. When Scott became "Lord Disick."

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    Because why should you walk around as a peasant? Royalty only. 

    4. When Kim and Kourtney got into a physical fight and there was a blotch of foundation or self tanner left on Khloé's white wall.

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    This fight got so heated. And for once, I was totally speechless during that episode, though I did laugh at the foundation on the wall. 

    5. When Khloé and Scott fooled Kris into thinking she was being photographed by paparazzi doing these outlandish things, but really it was Khloé dressed as Kris.

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    Now this is hilarious because Kris actually thought she was losing her mind. Khloé and Scott always prove to be the best pranksters on the show. 

    6. When Kylie sang a song about tequila to Kourtney and asked her, "what the f*ck are you on?"

    7. Kendall confusing her mom by saying, "You are cute jeans."

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    Are they her jeans? No, Kendall just meant she has cute "genes," I mean she birthed the Kardashians-Jenners.  

    8. Kourtney getting out of an argument with Scott by saying "ABCDEFG."

    9. Khloé shutting down Kourtney by saying, "You don’t get an award because you watch less TV."

    Apparently, winning at life means watching no TV.

    10. Kris taking the pictures for Kim's nude Playboy shoot.

    11. Scott tricking Kris into believing they are related by pretending to be "Todd Kraines."

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    The "Todd Kraines" accent was top reality TV. What's funnier is that when the actual Todd Kraines ended up coming on the show some seasons later, he sounded nothing like Scott. 

    12. Kim's "You're just like a f*cking whore" to Scott's girl in the hotel room.

    13. Kourtney's "I just need to just not make jokes with you."

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    Kourtney gets a bad reputation for being brutal. Honesty is the best policy and I'm looking forward to more straightforward attitudes from her.

    14. Kim's infamous ugly cry: "You don't think I feel bad, like, I feel bad."

    15. Kris's swollen lip reaction.

    16. Kourtney telling Scott that she's pregs again.

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    Scott's infamous response, "You just keep suckering me into these kids." But Scott, it takes two to tango. This was their last child together. 

    17. Kylie's "Is that a chicken?"

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    Only Kylie would mistake a pet pig for a chicken! 

    18. Kim stealing Kourtney's breast milk for her psoriasis.

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    Though the breast milk didn't work, it was a clever idea to try it on her skin condition. 

    19. Kris reading Kim about her 72 days of marriage.

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    Don't bite the hand that feeds you in other words. Kris was fed up with all of her children judging her for paying for Rob's home, and Kris reminded everyone of their pasts, including Kim's 72 days of marriage. 

    20. And finally, Kim taking selfies while Khloé turns herself into jail.

    What's your favorite Kardashian moment?