The 10 People You See At College Parties

New semester, same people.

1. The Nudist

This one just can't seem to keep his clothes on.

Save some for the imagination, buddy.

2. The One With Selective Hearing

The gross, overly-confident guy who if at first he does not succeed, he will definitely try, try again.

3. The Aggressive Shot Pusher

Okay, LMFAO, we get it. We'll take a damn shot as long as you shut up already.

4. The Actress

You took one shot and you're already sprawled on the ground? Oh, but it's just because you're lightweight? Mmmkay.

5. The Not Drunk One

You get the point.

6. The Emotional One

Pretty sure I met you less than an hour ago, but I love you too?

7. The Professional Beer Pong Player

This guy takes his table games way too seriously. It's like 8th grade gym class all over again. And if you ever question him he'll be sure to reference the rule book conveniently located in his head.

8. The Dispensary

You can find this one wandering across the house, chips in hand, trying to round up people like some kind of stoner-Moses.

9. The Antisocial Couple

This is me.

Minus the couple part.

10. The Brawler

That guy who walks around looking to start a fight with someone for literally any reason he can possibly create. Just give him his daily dose of creatine and hopefully he'll leave you alone.