Emojis We Wish The iPhone Update Gave Us

What do we want? More Emojis! When do we want them? Now!

If you've ever had any issues with the lack of diversity in the emoji keyboard, then fear not - because today Apple released its latest update: iOS 8.3

The update features a variety of racially and sexually diverse emojis for users to choose from.

And where are my dark-haired ladies at? Because now you can be princesses too.

But if you're like me, then this recent update just isn't enough.

There are still critical additions to the emoji keyboard that just have to be made.

So Apple, take notes. Here is a concise list of what better be in iOS 8.4. Seriously.

1. The Taco

We have Asian, Italian, and American food, but not Mexican?

That's just not right. Add the taco emoji ASAP.

2. The Middle Finger

Think of how much time this would save angry people.

Like they are already angry, why not make it a little easier on them and just make this an emoji?

3. Drops Mic

Totally perfect for when you just go off and/or school someone in a text. I mean we're talking gospel-style, drop that mic, type of message.

4. The Unicorn

So we have two versions of that creepy devil emoji but we don't have a unicorn?

If we can have evil emojis, surely we can have nice ones too, right?

5. Actual Hard Alcohol

As much as I can vouch for the wine glass or beer jug, that just is not a realistic summary of alcohol beverages.

I mean if we aren't going to discriminate against hair or skin color, we gotta give equal representation to our alcoholic beverages too. It's only fair.

6. Starbucks

While we're on the topic of beverage emojis, let me just add that we need to add a Starbucks emoji.

This is corporate America after all. The non-name brand coffee cup just won't cut it anymore.

7. Basic Girl

And what is a Starbucks cup without its loving basic girl?

8. In Bed AKA Don't Come In

This is for my all my people out there living with roommates. How easy would this be to send to someone, letting them know you've got a special friend over?

Much better than the sock-on-the-door trick.

9. Twerking

So we have a salsa dancer, but like -- come on, who dances like that these days?

Come on, emojis.

10. Doge

I know we already have a dog emoji, but we need Doge too and we need it now.

11. Selfie

And while you're at it, make one with a selfie-stick too.

12. Marijuana Leaf

Can we stop pretending like that poor maple leaf emoji is weed and just make an actual green, weed leaf?

Thank you.

Sincerely,

Every maple leaf ever.

13. Drake

And last, but not least - we need a Drake emoji.

Because, yeah.