12 Things Every College Freshman Relates To

I have no money or food, but I have my books!

1. Unpacking all your stuff isn't as bad as you thought it'd be. It's worse.

Starting to rethink packing that snow globe collection? Maybe just a little.

2. Using the communal bathrooms on Sunday morning

Someone couldn't make it to the toilet to puke? How wonderful.

Are those mud smears on the floor? Never mind.

3. Those days when the cafeteria food is particularly foul

When you find out what it is, let me know.

4. Because all you really want is a meal that wasn't meant to feed 3000 people

5. When you finally return to your room after sitting through 6 hours of class

For those of you who actually go to class. Hats off to you, man.

6. When starvation hits but your drunk friend refuses to leave the party

7. Those RAs who go to other RAs floors to tell people to be quiet

Do less.

8. When your friend asks you to go to the gym

Because let's be honest, physical exertion is terrifying.

9. That person who always brings up embarrassing shit you did last night

Let it goooo.

10. And at the end of the day, you're just pretty damn confused with what you're gonna do with your life

Hey, but misery loves company.

11. But then you remember you're in fricken college

So quit complaining because you can only do this once.

12. And just in case you didn't know...