The classroom debates would be about the crisis in Sudan.
Travis would be in a lo-fi band.
Cher would wear clothes from Alexander Wang and Balenciaga
Cher would drive a Mini Cooper.
Cher's closet would be organized on an iPad.
And she'd tweet a photo of her outfit every morning.
They'd go to spinning class.
Cher would have a bejeweled iPhone case, probably made by a designer.
The only "herbal refreshments" would be juice cleanses.
Everyone would wear fedoras.
There would be absolutely NO scrunchies.
They'd listen to Drake and Flo Rida at parties.
They'd wear flatforms.
They'd wear high-waisted jean shorts.
They'd Instagram everything.
The guys would all wear skinny jeans.
They'd wear Lululemon for gym class.