1. The classroom debates would be about the crisis in Sudan. Via rachelnextdoor.blogspot.com Instead of aid to Haiti. 2. Travis would be in a lo-fi band. Instead of a 90s grunge band. 3. Cher would wear clothes from Alexander Wang and Balenciaga Via thedailytruffle.com Not Alaia and Calvin Klein. 4. Cher would drive a Mini Cooper. pics.imcdb.org Instead of a Jeep. 5. Cher's closet would be organized on an iPad. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via valfre.buzznet.com 6. And she'd tweet a photo of her outfit every morning. t.qkme.me 7. They'd go to spinning class. glamour.com Instead of doing workout videos at home. 8. Cher would have a bejeweled iPhone case, probably made by a designer. theantiroom.com She'd write everything on that, not with a feathery pen. 9. The only "herbal refreshments" would be juice cleanses. assets0.ordienetworks.com 10. Everyone would wear fedoras. nerve.com The only thing more ridiculous than a fedora is a beret. 11. There would be absolutely NO scrunchies. nerve.com 12. They'd listen to Drake and Flo Rida at parties. blogger.com Not Coolio. 13. They'd wear flatforms. Not Mary Janes. 14. They'd wear high-waisted jean shorts. blogger.com Not plaid miniskirts. 15. They'd Instagram everything. english.fju.edu.tw Instead of printing photos and taping them in lockers. 16. The guys would all wear skinny jeans. papermag.com 17. They'd wear Lululemon for gym class. mail.google.com Not this insane nonsense.