Tony Bourdain, Swamp Thing
The "badass" chef and TV personality has caused quite a stir among the blogerati due to Travel Channel's creepy new print ad.
Needless to say, this image needs to be kept as far away as possible from Bourdain's newborn daughter. Nobody should ever see their father look as if he's about to share a dirty, possibly inappropriate secret.
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