Boys, they're estimating 94 achingly long days until the beta launch. In the meantime, you can learn more about the wide and wonderful world of teledildonics.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.