How could anyone possibly be stuck in a moral quandary while dancing and/or laughing to R. Kelly's "I'm a Flirt"? Even if you don't condone "raining on them hoes," the guy makes great and inadvertently comical music. Speaking of heinous-crime-committing musical geniuses: Phil Spector's New Look - Yea or Nay?
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