No need to pout and sulk to let us know we're supposed to feel sorry for you and your infinite sadness. Now you can wear your heart on your sleeve, literally.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.