As if the jeans selection at Barneys Co-op wasn't complicated enough, there will be a line of jeans featuring THIRTEEN different styles of skinny. We're willing to ignore the retarded name as long as a) it doesn't appear on the jeans and b) they've got the classic ass-fit of Sevens.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.