An ad for M - it has a scent of "marshmallow and sea breeze" - features Mariah's face pasted onto an ad Gisele did for a Brazilian shoe line. If you were just going to Photoshop your head onto someone else's body for your global perfume campaign, why would you choose the richest supermodel in the world?
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