A new service provides you with your very own intrusive, untrained photographers.
Because blogs, webcams, Tumblr, Twitter, MySpace, and Facebook don't do enough to feed our hunger for attention.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.