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My Pet Fat

Buy a replica of human fat to help you shed pounds.

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Weight loss via shame/nausea! A diet plan that belongs on the same list as the A Huge Picture Of Your Fat Ass Diet, the Eat A Bag Of Glass Diet and the Watch Live Cosmetic Surgery Go Wrong Diet. (Not to be confused with fat pets.)

Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.