Intercollegiate meat judging is a real sport involving hours of meat quality analysis amongst college teams.
Fasten your hairnets! There's a giant meat industry out there, aiming to pluck the nation's youngest, brightest carcass experts. We assume this is one of those "only in America" things.
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