The most alluring character on this show is by far Chaunte, the be-dimpled blond party girl who has pretty much every guy on the show pussy-whipped. While Laguna Beach focuses on shopping, complicated friendships, and heavy emoting, Maui Fever concentrates on what's really important in life: hook-ups and bikinis.
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