McKellar's best-known credits include The Wonder Years, The West Wing, and co-authoring the Chayes-McKellar-Winn Theorem. Sure, you'd like to believe the stars are all really dumb, but wishing doesn't make it true. We still love you, Winnie Cooper!
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