We never thought we'd have to see or hear from Cisco Adler's balls again, but they've resurfaced! We're not sure why we care, but we can't help but be transfixed, like most of America, we assume.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.