We've pretty much given up on real-life sample sales after too many unpleasant experiences waiting in long lines, getting trampled by high heels, and all that hair-pulling. So sign up while it's still free.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.