Tom DeLay must be using those unemployment checks to pay someone to write his blog. How are we supposed to take his hatred of liberals seriously now? Apparently crazy Iranian dictators with unpronounceable names have more credibility in the blogosphere than Tom DeLay, Sony, and Wal-Mart combined.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.