But without all that pesky radiation! Instead, this bomb gets its oomph from a fuel-air mixture. It's reportedly four times more powerful than the U.S.'s version, know as the M.O.A.B. (mother of all bombs). If the blast doesn't incinerate you, you'll die from ruptured internal organs.
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