Hmm, we're still trying to decide if we'd rather buy that new flat-screen tv, or possess the knowledge that we're probably going to die of heart disease at the age of 67. It's a toss-up.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.