A German perfume company has managed to pinpoint and capture the smell of vagina.
Meanwhile, in a lab not far away, Tom Ford's fragrance chemists have managed to capture the scent of a man's crotch for his new perfume, Black Orchid. We're going to mix the two and wear it to our next orgy!
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