If you woke up today feeling suicidal, don't worry! It's totally normal and should pass within 24 hours. Unless you're a Saints fan. Then you should probably go ahead and kill yourself now.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.