Do fuzzy-footed onesies come in size 0? Unfortunately, these babies miss out on the fun of obsessive calorie-counting and listening to Fiona Apple in their bedrooms while scrawling self-hate poems in their diaries.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.