Accordian Hero

    Because nothing rocks like a good polka.

    What could be better? From the promotional copy: "Hit all the right notes and get the crowd on their feet waving their beer steins in unison"!

    Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.