We even watched this demonstration of the Accent XL technique and it didn't like, totally gross us out. But until this procedure becomes more widespread, we'll be sticking to our cellulite sneakers. Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.