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    Today's Blind Item, a Word of Advice

    This blind item is going to be phrased as a piece of advice. If you pay your drug dealer on time he won’t break into your house and take your things. Just saying. Yeah I wouldn’t say this one is really blind, but you know, it’s good advice ;-)