Every mom ever loves yoga everNo, moms are gelatinous yogurt balls.They'd like it better if you got a real job.
You lazy little bitch.
The color of mom is casserole.Casserole dated mom before she met dad.They'd like it better if you stopped dating that Canadian trash hag and went to law school.
And maybe you could make dinner for us for a change, huh?
Is she the girl from Cats?Cheryl made us read her book at book club.She's a very nice girl, but that's not a Jewish last name.
And anyway, she looks younger than your sister.
This mom needs more probiotics to mom efficiently.That is a fake baby. That is a fake mom.It's not possible to mom on a plane.
Trust me, you kids were a nightmare.