The Names Of These 12 Actual Places In France Will Make You Giggle

BRB roadtripping to Orgy, France.

1. This probably well-protected town on the river Baïse....

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The locals are called condomois, and they've even been trying to build a museum of contraceptives.

2. This attention-grabbing village near the eastern border...

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Named after a Roman land owner named, if you can believe it, Pussius (link in French).

3. This catty ass destination...

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Capital of the, um, Pays de Bitche region in France.

4. This somewhat morbid ancient Roman city...

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Apparently, if you go to Die, there'll at least be lavender honey.

5. This NSFW northeastern locale...

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Come for the lulz, stay for the actually pretty awesome ancient pottery factory ruins.

6. This rather ~communal~ spot...

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For the safety of your Google image search, we recommend typing in "Orgy Bourgogne France."

7. This saucy southwestern stop...

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Again, Google search "Seix tourism" verrrrry carefully, my friends.

8. This well-endowed city in Brittany...

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Free idea: Tourist t-shirts emblazoned with "Brest is best."

9. This silly site in Normandy...

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Just think about that geotag potential.

10. This kinda upsetting place up north...

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I hear it's a place that **Dad joke voice** loves company. Heh. Heh.

11. This perfect ode to cheese's BFF...

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"Going Ham" has taken on a new meaning.

12. And of course, this probably v. kind city...

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I want to go to there.

This post was translated from French.