How To Reach Your Full Procrastination Potential

Just give in. At this point it's really go big or go home. Tell your future self to enjoy the work and start maximizing your procrastination.

1. Start with a procrastination-appropriate outfit.

Actual pants strongly discouraged.

2. Make some snacks!

That's basically doing work.

3. Bump your favorite tunes!

Be shameless. You've been itching to jam to the full High School Musical soundtrack. Now's your time, friend.

4. Cry over pictures of your ex!

They look so happy.

5. More snacks!

6. Here's a photo of a dog!

7. Get really invested in an online conspiracy theory and chase as many internet rabbit holes as you want.

What's that? You're 4 hours into wikipedia articles about the CIA in the 1960s? Yeah you are.

8. Dog photo.

9. Take a power nap, player.

Hit it between 10 and 20 minutes so you don't mess around with your REM cycles!

10. Use the energy from your nap and your newfound wikipedia knowledge to blow up a Flock chat room.

11. Get into a deep discussion with your Flock chat room.

12. Come to a mysterious conclusion with your Flock chat room that forever changes you as a person.

That essay's still not done.

13. Dog photo!