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We've all had a family heirloom purloined by the deceptively charming Archduke during the Duchess's grand garden party.

The Great Gatsby 2 and The Da Vinci Code books

The Deceptively Charming Archduke Robbed You During Your Garden Party — Only Your Choice In Classic Novels Will Reveal The Stolen Goods

Archduke Stole Family Heirloom Quiz

Can We Guess The Family Heirloom The Archduke Stole From You Based On Your Choice Of Classic Novels?

Pick a book to read with your book club:

Pick a classic book to gift to your nephew:

Pick a book to read out loud to your neighbor's adult son:

Pick a book to feel bad about leaving at the airport:

This tall stack of unlabeled DVDs appears to be blank. However, no one in the family is sure that nothing was ever recorded on any of them. That, combined with the fact that the DVD of "Grandfather's Final Dance Recital" was misplaced after the police were done reviewing the footage makes these discs a family treasure beyond words.

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A Stack of Blank DVDs

The Archduke had the audacity of thieving your prized first edition of Dan Brown's controversial bestseller "The Da Vinci Code." You love this book because you almost got it signed by Dan Brown himself, but when you handed him the book at the signing, he accidentally sneezed on the title page, then whispered "I suppose that will do," before closing the book and handing it back to you.

Your Copy of "The Da Vinci Code"

The Archduke has foolishly taken the cursed mother dough that your great, great, great grandfather used to create the Pillsbury Doughboy, which he regarded as the family's greatest sin. You have never touched the dough except once when you thought that having a bread bowl would make "Soup Night" feel like more of an event. You were right.

The Cursed Mother Dough Used to Create the Pillsbury Doughboy

The Archduke has purloined Grandfather's ashes, and in doing so has most likely made the mistaken assumption that these are Grandfather's cremated remains, when in fact they are simply ashes that belonged to Grandfather. You never knew what Grandfather did to create those ashes, but newspaper clippings confirm that Grandfather brought them home the day after the animatronic band at Chuck E. Cheese went missing.

Grandfather's Ashes

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The Deceptively Charming Archduke Robbed You During Your Garden Party — Only Your Choice In Classic Novels Will Reveal The Stolen Goods

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