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1. You'll have to live off kale and water.
2. Where will you get your protein from? You could die.
3. Cakes are made with eggs, which means goodbye cake.
4. You'll never be able to have cheese again!!!
5. ...Which means no more macaroni CHEESE
6. Or pizza
7. You'll have to stop that habit of gnawing on a big wedge in the middle of the night, too
8. Burgers! Burgers will be out of your life forever. Can you handle that?
9. Eating out will be a nightmare
10. You'll basically be hungry ALL the time
11. And so, so bored
12. *Yawn*
13. Life's just too short to deprive yourself of amazing food — sorry cows
14. Besides, you'll become the difficult guest at every dinner party
15. Do you want that?
16. No, not THAT
17. Are you even listening?
18. Ok, I give up. There's just no talking to you.
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