Here’s 25 reasons kids SHOULD be left alone with their dads. http://www.8bitdad.com/2014/05/13/25-reasons-kids-should-be-left-alone-with-their-dads-18126/
Honestly it’s a portal of terrible. Someone terrible does something terrible and terrible people do terrible things to the terrible person until the universe collapses in on itself and the world spawns a new terrible portal to crush. It’s terrible but it’s how the universe works. Yeah, science.