What to Say to Ryan Gosling

What to loudly say to a friend (or stranger) in case Ryan Gosling is close by. Guaranteed (maybe) to distinguish you from all the other people trying to accost him.

1. "Who's a girl gotta bang to get some Haagen Daaz around here?"

The man melts Haagen Daaz. And then drinks it. Seriously.

2. "I just think the de-horning of cows is incredibly immoral."

Via globalanimal.org

Um, no-brainer. Getting behind this is like getting behind free Haagen Daaz for life. And you're in good company.

3. "Tattoos can be cool, but ultimately they're meaningless."

Via splashnewsonline.com

Yeah, he has an awesome Giving Tree tattoo, but that doesn't mean he thinks it's meaningful.

4. "I just want to live in a tent for a couple months."

Yeah, he did that, and refuses to elaborate. Because privacy, or whatever.

5. "Whatever, I'll just go to Disneyland by myself. IDGAF."

Via data2.whicdn.com

Watch out Disneyland... I'm comin' for ya' boy.

6. "My perfect date? Eating dinner and then reciprocated belly rubs, obviously."

Via people.com

Yeah, he apparently said that once. Okay, not the reciprocated part, but he'd definitely be down. Not sure how one best rubs a square foot of man muscle, but let me at 'em.

7. "I'm just going to wander into traffic and hope that that speeding cab 100 yards away stops for me."

Remember that time he saved a woman from getting hit by a taxi? The best part of that story is the passerby who correctly identified him and said to the woman: "you lucky bitch." #truth

8. "I would NEVER get a purebred dog. Mutts are way better."

Via celebuzz.com

His dog George is a mutt with a mohawk and the "great love of his life." Swoon.

9. "It's so hard to find someone who really appreciates jazz -- I mean REALLY appreciates it."

Via thefrisky.com

His favorite musician is, apparently, Chet Baker. Not sure who that is, but he's amazing.

10. "I WROTE YOU 365 LETTERS."

Just kidding, don't say this, because you will be the 5th person that DAY to say that to him. Or actually, do it anyway... the less competition, the better.