1. It's that time of the year again, folks.
2. Girl Scout Cookies are here.
3. They're here to test you.
4. And your relationships.
5. You'll try to resist it at first.
6. But face it, this is something our bodies need every year.
7. Before you know it, one cookie turns into one box.
8. Better just put your diets on hold.
9. This is a judgement-free zone.
10. Plus, it would be wrong not to support your troops.
11. It's time to stock up.
12. But first you've gotta find a dealer.
13. And this isn't as easy as it may seem.
14. Gotta do what you gotta do.
15. Listen up, Girl Scouts are smart...
16. ...very smart.
17. They can also be savage...
18. ...very savage.
19. They know you'll buy their flawless product no matter the price.
20. And no matter the circumstances.
21. They'll stop at nothing.
22. They aren't here for your excuses.
23. If you encounter a Girl Scout, just be ready.
24. Buuuut if you want to avoid human contact, you can buy and receive your cookies without leaving the house!
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