87 Reactions From Watching Star Wars For The First Time

I guess this movie is kind of a big deal. I'm just 32 years late.

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# My husband says: You read that? It explains the whole movie.

Me: ???

Him: Civil war, Mel.

Me: Ooooh shit.

# The effects are really old school but kind of cool.

# Me to my husband: Is Darth Vader Leia's dad? She's getting sassy with him.

# C3PO and R2D2's road trip looks hot and lame. There are no diners or pie.

# Are there people inside these costumes? My husband says a little person but I think he's fucking with me.

# Oh snap they got captured by tiny men with red eyes. I'm scared.

# C3PO is a droid? I always knew those Google Phones were big and ugly.

# Every time Luke says "Uncle Owen" I want to take a shot.

# Luke is so angsty. "Get me off this rock. Waaaah."

# "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi." It's a distress call, not an opportunity to get a boner, Luke.

# R2D2 might be as cute as Wall-E.

# Damn Owen. Just let Luke join the academy. This harvest sounds lame AF.

# Luke staring at the suns is dramatic for drama's sake.

# This hairy yak thing looks like a creature from Jim Henson's imagination.

# Ben to save the day!

# Obi-Wan is Ben? Ben is Obi-Wan? The plot twists!

# C3PO's arm!!! Oh lawd. No!

# Yup. He just whipped out his light saber. Boom.

# "Well, the Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together." Oh is that what the force is? Damn. I'm so late to this party.

# Who turns down a trip a Alderaan with this silver fox? Luke is so silly.

# The Imperial Senate is in government shut down mode.

# Vader showed just how powerful he is by strangling a guy just with his mind. I wish he could give them better haircuts.

# Oh no. Uncle Owen and Auntie Beru are in danger. Fly Luke, fly.

# Oh shit. They are burned to a crisp. #RIPUncleOwn #AuntBeruWeHardlyKnewYa

# Dart Vader is trying to get Leia to talk by threatening her with a flying needle. Faints. What a monster.

# Looks like Luke and Ben are going to Alderaan. I wonder what's on their road trip playlist.

# My husband says: This is where it's like Rocky.

# Me: Ugh. Shut up.

# Ben just used the force to get away from storm troopers? Neat trick.

# This bar looks like a great place to get an intergalactic STD or yeast infection.

# Oh droids are being discriminated against. Getting kicked out of restaurants. Like, we don't serve their kind.

# My husband: It's a hookah bar.

# That guy's hand just got chopped off and everyone is like la di dah.

# Finally, Han Solo and Chewbacca. See? I know who some characters are.

# Looking good, Harrison.

# My husband says something about who shot first, Greedo or Han. I can't be bothered to rewind.

# Who's following Luke and Ben?

# Jabba. You need to hit the gym, bro. That double chin is not cute.

# This narc just told the Storm Troopers where to find Luke and Ben. What a bitch.

# The Millennium Falcon is under arrack. Time to jump to light speed.

# Princess Leia is a plucky little thing. Go on, girl.

# Oh Tarkin pulled one over on her. Bye bye Alderaan. That sucks.

# Chewbacca is a sore loser, Luke is a slow learner, and Hans is an atheist. You really learn a lot about your friends on road trips.

# Oh no, the Scooby Gang is getting pulled into the metal moon-looking-ship thing.

# Vader just walked away mid-sentence. Wtf?

# The Scooby Gang was hiding in the floors. So clever.

# "The force will be with you always." - How I'll say goodbye to people from now on.

# Luke wants to save the Princess but Han is like what's in it for me? Oh money? That works.

# Now they're dressed up as Storm Troopers. I love a good disguise.

# Tbh, I never knew a storm troopers were people.

# Always bring a Chewy to a gun fight.

# Darth Vader can feel Obi Wans force. That's new.

# My husband: [sexy voice] Don't underestimate my force.

# Me: You're completely unoriginal.

# Leia's like don't come rescue me without a plan mitches.

# Do blasters have unlimited bullets? How do they work exactly?

# This garbage shoot flirting thing is so sexy.

# My husband is making blaster noises and dry humping the air. Not so sexy.

# The garbage masher walls are closing in on them. Must be a Monday. I feel like this every Monday.

# Obi Wan is walking around by himself and no one notices? Worst army ever.

# Han is like no more female advice. Leia is like stfu and get in line. The sexual tension is simmering y'all.

# I love how tight Han's pants are.

# Obi Wan and Vader are face-to-face. Student vs teacher. Blue light vs red light. Good vs evil. Regina vs Cady.

# How the F did Ben just vanish? This shit just got interesting.

# The computer screen on the millienium falcon made me lol. Basic.

# That explosion was a little intense.

# Han calls Leia sister and it makes me laugh. He has no idea that she's actually his BFF's sister.

# Luke is like don't even think about hitting it. I call dibs. On my sister. Haha.

# What's this new green planet?

# Downloading info from R2 is like charging an electric car.

# Aw it's freshman orientation day.

# My husband: He said shaft. Shaft!

# The commander's speech wasn't very inspiring.

# Luke, orange isn't your color.

# Han wants to go home but Luke is like one more drink, slut.

# I'm pretty sure Luke got a boner when Leia kissed his cheek.

# Are C3PO and R2 in an emotionally abusive relationship?

# These tiny ships headed for the Death Star got me sweating. Are they gonna make it?

# Guy said pull up and other dude didn't listen. Moral? Always pull out, I mean up.

# I have no idea what they are seeing on their "computer" screens.

# The fighters chasing the Rebels like a Monique Lhuillier bridal gown sample sale.

# Schizophrenia Luke is trusting the voice in his head and the force.

# Han came in at the last second to save errrrrrbody

# Celebrating time. Leia ran off with both dudes like she's ready to Eiffel… Nah. I'll keep it clean.

# Medals for the boys!

# I love Leia's whole OOTD and that lip gloss. And that hair.

# Are there end credits? Oh no? Ok. Bye.