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29 Things Everyone Who Works In Makeup Is Sick Of Hearing

No, I cannot make you look like Kylie Jenner.

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18. "I saw this product on Instagram, and I have no idea what it is. I need you to find out what it is for me."

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And then they show you on their phone a photo that’s clearly been reposted, with no tags or product mention.


23. "I don't know anything about makeup! Will you teach me everything you know?"

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This took me five years of experience and three years of makeup school, but sure, I can teach you everything I know in five minutes.

24. "My girlfriend's birthday is coming up and I don't know anything about this stuff. Just give me the most popular thing you have so I can get out of here."

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Masculinity so fragile boys can't even pretend to care about their girlfriends hobbies.

26. "I really want this but you're sold out. Can you find it for me? ... Actually, it's fine, I don't need it that bad."


The best part is when they tell you they don't need it that badly after half an hour of trying to get it for them.