Buzz·Posted on Nov 4, 201515 Times Myspace Tom Killed It On TwitterTurns out, our very first friend is on top of his Twitter game.by Brittney GibsonBuzzFeed Editorial FellowFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. When he brought attention to this very real statement. Tom Anderson @myspacetom Have you ever noticed? People going slower than you are "idiots" and people going faster are "maniacs"? #laxtraffic #behappy 09:44 PM - 16 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite LA traffic = the literal worst. 2. When he posted THE most epic and sassy response. Peytron / Via imgur.com Props. 3. And again when he posted the second most epic response. cooltoast / Via imgur.com Mad props. 4. When he wondered why Uber and Tinder don't join forces. Tom Anderson @myspacetom .@Uber Pool should mix with @Tinder for speed dating while you share a ride 02:25 AM - 08 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite WHY DON'T THEY?? 5. When he pointed out how whack the media can be. Tom Anderson @myspacetom Yahoo's top news is that someone named "Rob Kardashian" is "not comfortable in his own skin" - Oh & 4000 died in Nepal 07:51 PM - 27 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Yikes. 6. When he sent out this accidental butt tweet. Tom Anderson @myspacetom 1f xZf$?have akr 02:16 AM - 16 Aug 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite It happens. 7. When he participated in the biggest debate the internet has ever known. Tom Anderson @myspacetom Whiteandgold on Instagram / BlueandBlack on FB / snapchat, I forgot 07:52 AM - 27 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite So. Much. Controversy. 8. When he posted his casual first tweet. Tom Anderson @myspacetom working on myspace 04:47 AM - 04 Apr 2007 Reply Retweet Favorite "Working on myspace," NBD. 9. When he called someone out without ACTUALLY calling them out. Tom Anderson @myspacetom Describing yourself as classy and elegant is definite proof you are neither 05:16 AM - 05 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite We see what you did there. 10. When he announced that he cried during the finale of How I Met Your Mother. Tom Anderson @myspacetom During ankle recovery, watched all 200 episodes of How I Met Your Mother -- cried last night on finale hehe :-) 08:00 PM - 03 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite C'mon, how could someone not weep? 11. When he tweeted this picture to prove he has a great sense of humor. Tom Anderson @myspacetom Livin large! 10:09 PM - 22 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Totally, "Livin large!" 12. When he shared this all too real scenario. Tom Anderson @myspacetom Reading a physical, print book and I just tried to swipe the page like it was my iPad.. -!- 09:53 PM - 25 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Technology problems... 13. When he called people out for overusing the hashtag. Tom Anderson @myspacetom Putting a # in front of a phrase does not make it funny; it's just sloppy grammar #imguiltythough 02:05 AM - 03 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite But then used it himself. 14. When he asked this depressing yet valid question. Tom Anderson @myspacetom Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? #dangthatscruel 10:05 PM - 29 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite We've all been wondering the same thing. 15. And when he told this punny joke. Tom Anderson @myspacetom Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA? A: Do these genes make my butt look fat. 08:47 PM - 09 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Nailed it.