"I can be an asshole of the grandest kind
I can withhold like itâ€™s going out of style
I can be the moodiest baby and youâ€™ve never met anyone
who is as negative as I am sometimes
I am the wisest woman you've ever met.
I am the kindest soul with whom you've connected.
I have the bravest heart that you've ever seen
And you've never met anyone
Who's as positive as I am sometimes."