Did You Really Think This Was A Good Pick Up Line?

This is why I'm single... from the corny to the perverted.

1. Too much too soon.

Perv rating: 5 year old boy.

2. Hot for teacher.

Perv rating: Mary Kay Letourneau's boyfriend.

3. Total frat move.

Perv rating: Might slip something into your drink.

4. I can't resist puppies.. I'm weak.

Part one.

5. It's getting ruff.

Perv rating: He might actually be a dog.

6. I want what he's on.

Perv rating: That freaky naked guy at DayGlow.

7. I do love Sangria..

Perv rating: I'm pretty sure you're into guys.

8. I didn't know my face was muscular until this day.

Perv rating: The guy blatantly not working out and watching girls on the elliptical.

9. This implies that I look old enough to be a mom.

Perv rating: Cougar hunter.

10. I... I don't know.

Perv rating: Devil's spawn that watched the craft too many times.

11. Which bitch am I?

Perv rating: He has herpes.

12. Selling and building aren't the same.

Perv rating: Drunk shirtless guy catcalling from the back of a pickup truck.

13. I was drinking a beer.

Perv rating: 28 year old who goes to parties to hit on freshmen.

14. From corny to perv in 6 days.

Perv rating: Ron Jeremy would be uncomfortable.

15. Part one.. desperate househusband?

16. .... oh.

Perv rating: How to catch a predator.

17. What is it with these guys and seafood dinners?

Perv rating: That extra sweaty guy in a speedo in the back of bikram yoga.

18. Olivia Benson would kick your ass.

Perv rating: You belong in jail.

19. Thank you BuzzFeed for being the most positive and supportive online relationship I have.

Perv rating: The perfect amount of sanity and pervertedness.