Family Dynamics: 10 Types Of People Who Will Be In Your Family At Some Point

This article talks about specific family members that we all have....

The Borrower

This relative appears only at family functions when in need. He/she exhibits a kind of oily charm and is full of half-hearted compliments for those relations that are perceived as potentially amenable to granting loans that will never be repaid.

The Soon To Be Success

Always on the brink of some big breakthrough concerning employment or financial freedom, this relative never seems to have any visible means of supporting himself/herself.

The Happy Drunk

This relative seems unable to speak coherently until a few drinks have been imbibed. Once drunk, this person chats fondly about memories of previous family get-togethers. Always drooling out compliments to people only vaguely remembered. But if anything, you have learned to keep your eye out for this one, the last thing the family needs is a day in court and the incoherent ramblings of this one..

The Strange Uncle

This mysterious, enigmatic relation does not exemplify anything moderately resembling avuncular behavior. Parents always talk in hushed tones whenever he is mentioned, leaving nieces and nephews to wonder if he is a serial killer, a drug dealer, or even worse, a hippie.

The Considerate Queen

This usually female relation remembers to send cards to every possible relative on birthdays, Christmas, and even King Kamehameha Day. She is on top of every birthday, holiday, even inquiring on family members who might be under the weather. She is harmless and as we mentioned considerate, she is the keeper of the bunch.

The Scholar's Parents

This annoying duo uses any family event to broadcast their child's amazing academic achievements. Blissfully unaware of how much their family members despise them, they unwittingly risk a sound thrashing at every family affair.

The Disgusted Senior

Embittered by advancements of technology that made almost all things in life easier, this curmudgeon routinely blames everything from the taste of his/her food to the outlandish price for denture cream on "youth", "this generation", or "damned technology".

The Unruly Child

This hellion is never disciplined by his/her parents and spends family gatherings screaming, throwing food, and swearing while the parents either ignore or laugh about the behavior.

The Idealist

Oftentimes in high school or college, this dreamer enjoys trotting out theories concerning the need for social activism or why nobody should eat meat. This relative often finds invitations to family events hard to come by.

The Jokester

If there is "candy bar" that smells suspiciously like human waste at a get-together, it is undoubtedly the jokester that brought it. Unable to engage in adult conversation, this adult child resorts to bathroom humor and pranks at family events.

Wither you have none or all if up for you to decide, but more often then not some of these types will come rolling around at your next family get together. Keep an eye out, with them come intrigue and a good time.

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