16 Sad Truths About Having Big Boobs

    "My cleavage is basically a portal to another plane of existence."

    1. Two words: Boob sweat.

    2. Going braless is virtually impossible.

    3. The same can be said of wearing button-down shirts.

    4. An endless amount of crap regularly falls down your shirt and gets stuck there.

    5. Bras get worn out alarmingly quickly.

    6. The level of thirst your chest induces is both impressive and infuriating.

    7. Anyone who speaks with their hands and comes within a few inches of your breasts is in the danger zone.

    8. They're so heavy that you've often wondered if they could knock someone out.

    9. The constant remarks about the size of your boobs among friends can get really old really fast.

    10. The concept of wearing a bralette is nothing short of a laughable fantasy.

    11. Trying to fit a towel around your chest after walking out of the shower is utterly pointless.

    12. The sheer immensity of your boobs can cause legitimate back pain.

    13. And everything, no matter how much you intervene, just winds up looking super low-cut on you.

    14. But even though having big boobs can occasionally make you feel like this:

    15. Your body (and every part of it) is something to be celebrated.

    16. So don't be afraid to flaunt it like the queen you truly are!