13 Signs That Unemployment Is Ruining You

The joy of watching Jeremy Kyle in your underpants while eating your way through a multipack of salt and vinegar wears thin after a couple of weeks.

1. Your pet starts to copy your sedentary lifestyle

2. You start to consider applying for really weird jobs, like this…

5. You spend all day making pointless collages on Paint

6. And fan the flames of political debate on Facebook

7. You buy an astronaut costume that you can ill-afford

£34.99 from Jokers Masquerede / Via m.joke.co.uk

…but will come in VERY handy during festival season when everyone else is rolling in the same animal onesie from Primark.

8. You try to start fashion trends with the future editor of BuzzFeed UK via Twitter

9. You miss the commute, even in conditions like this

10. Because it means you don’t get to meet legends like Carl Downer


11. You grow tired of employers failing to see your true potential

12. And in desperation, consult your 8 ball about future job prospects

only to get a smart-arse response.


Before spending your Saturday night creating a post detailling the miseries of unemployment in the hope that BuzzFeed will give you a desk at its London office and you will be allowed to throw paper aeroplanes and look at taxidermy and photocopy memes all day long.

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