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    8 Excuses To Avoid Going To A Wedding

    Save the children, wedding season is upon us.

    1. "I have diarrhea"

    2. "I've slept with the groom/bride"

    3. "I'm a horrible dancer"

    4. "I'll upstage the bride"

    5. "I get too emotional"

    6. "I get inappropriately aroused when attending religious ceremonies"

    7. "I hate the person I'm bringing to the wedding"

    8. "I'm secretly jealous of your eternal love."