This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Sep 1, 20148 Excuses To Avoid Going To A WeddingSave the children, wedding season is upon us.by BrigitteBijouxCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. "I have diarrhea" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. "I've slept with the groom/bride" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. "I'm a horrible dancer" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. "I'll upstage the bride" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. "I get too emotional" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. "I get inappropriately aroused when attending religious ceremonies" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. "I hate the person I'm bringing to the wedding" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. "I'm secretly jealous of your eternal love." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF